Here it is! My three-second adaptation of Beowulf!
Beowulf! Save us from this devilish monster!
"Die Grendle!"
ROAR!
*Grendle dies*
And the folk rejoiced.
Oh no Beowulf! You pissed off his momma!
"Die Grendle's Mum!"
ROAR!
*stabbed and dies*
And the folk rejoiced some more.
Beowulf, there's a dragon in the tower! Our best men haven't been able to step on it!
"I will step on it for you, you pansies."
"Die Dragon...OH SHIT!!!!"
ROAR!
And there was no more joy in Geatville.
"Die Grendle!"
ROAR!
*Grendle dies*
And the folk rejoiced.
Oh no Beowulf! You pissed off his momma!
"Die Grendle's Mum!"
ROAR!
*stabbed and dies*
And the folk rejoiced some more.
Beowulf, there's a dragon in the tower! Our best men haven't been able to step on it!
"I will step on it for you, you pansies."
"Die Dragon...OH SHIT!!!!"
ROAR!
And there was no more joy in Geatville.
Ha ha! Now you just couldn't resist the oppurtunity to tell me off could you! Cake eater, indeed!
Posted by
anonymous jones |
8:51 PM
(but not a cake stealer)
Hmph. Youth nowadays!
Posted by
anonymous jones |
8:55 PM
Hey! I have not given out my age (I think)! I could be a bitter old man!
Posted by
Chauntecleer |
1:40 AM