Chauntecleer of the Pricking Cock

So I rented a couple of tiny lockers at a local storage facility today. The middle-aged lady who was preparing my contract was very friendly; we engaged in light conversation of trivial matters. While I enjoyed talking with her at first, I became weary of her laughter: she giggled the entire time that I was talking with her!

After I finished signing the contract, I asked if I could buy some padlocks for my lockers. She actually gave me the locks for free! Well, that was nice of her, I thought. It's always nice to get free stuff.

But the next thing that she said definitely freaked me out. This is a married, middle-aged woman, after all. She told me:

"Why don't you come back and look me up? I'll give you all the discounts that you'd ever want."

WTF!

I was definitely taken aback. Perhaps I'm wrong in interpreting things, but it kind of seemed as though she was coming on to me.

What's up with middle aged women hitting on guys twenty or more years their younger? This isn't the first time that this has happened to me.

For the record, I'm not a fan of men dating women with such an age difference, either.

But age is irrelevant. This woman is married! Ewwwww!